7 Inventive Insults

Angry PastaGrowing up, cussing was seen as unoriginal. It was much better to call someone an ignorant progeny of a female dog than a stupid SOB. Reading a friend’s post today where she was upset to read misogynistic comments on a fellow feminist’s blog, I wanted to pass on some creative cuss words. Here are the 7 best I found/made-up:

  1. Brain-smearing,
  2. Gangrene-snorting,
  3. Mildew-huffing,
  4. Poxy-eyed,
  5. Fudge-packing,
  6. Goat-touching,
  7. Plutoid.

Inspirational Quote:

[Kaylee has expressed her belief that Simon doesn’t swear]
Simon: I swear… when it’s appropriate.
Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain’t appropriate.


  1. Ever since I heard an Arabian curse – “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!” – I was convinced that they had the world’s most colorful insults!

    Did you hear any good ones while you were in Doha?

  2. Hmm, I don’t think so. The phrase “did your mother give you that name” in Arabic is insulting, but I’m not sure why.

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