Well here’s something that could have been funny and smart. But isn’t. I’m sure everyone has hear a Chuck Norris joke. For those at the Lair of the Bear last year (summer 2007) they became Mike White jokes. A few examples are today’s Inspirational Quote. But they are generally jokes which are best told by rackously laughing teenage boys who have probably never watched Walker Texas Ranger and have a hilariously satirical look of their faces. Definitely not Mike Huckabee. And even the theorhetically god-like Chuck Norris came off as flat. Watch the Mike Huckabee Chuck Norris Ad.
If looking for more humor on his YouTube clips, watch his FAQ for the Mortgage Industry. The part where he deadpans “I’m not unsympathetic” but is passionate about the evils of helping your neighbor are fantastic. Anyhoo, have a great day!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.